And On and On and On We Go



chucksandjumpers:

williamowainherondale:

omg guess what i found out today

that falling feeling when you wake up suddenly in bed

is because when you were dropping off you heart rate slowed down too fast so your brain thought you were dying so it tried waking you up immediatly

thank u brain~

No problem, boss.

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viewtoakel:

cleapow:

girl-non-grata:

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my whole ever.

I snorted.


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seeyoutmorra:

astrokidmusic:

Another video from Thursday night. Crystalmethequins -> Sburban Titans -> Jackbot. Opener for my set, and therefore opener for the whole night!

Once again, video taken by Rachel and visuals by Pollyck.

Rockin’ that Dave shirt, cuz u kno its swag

(sorry for the weird audio stuff in the last part of the vid, I think what happened is that the iPhone mic got covered by a hand or something??)

Okay Homestuck fans. If you don’t check this video out you are missing out BIG TIME on this outstanding Homestuck set Astro Kid put together.

Love Astro Kid’s music? Maybe you’d love my visuals about 5 minutes in. Anything look familiar?


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dreambubble-maitre-d:

YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED

DIRK’S CAPTCHALOGUE SYSTEM REQUIRES THAT HE RAPS TO TAKE THINGS OUT OF HIS SYLLADEX

SO THE ENTIRE TIME THAT HE WAS BEING BADASS TRAVERSING THROUGH TIME AND KISSING THE FUCK OUT OF EVERYONE

HE WAS RAPPING

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this isn’t the park you piece of shit

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  • society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
  • woman: okay.
  • society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
  • woman: sounds awful. what's my second option.
  • society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
  • woman: still seems pretty awful.
  • society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
  • woman: well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
  • society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
  • woman:
  • society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
  • woman:
  • society:
  • woman: i think i'll go with my third option.
  • society:
  • woman:
  • society: what third option?
  • woman: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.
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cheshiicakes:

an actual in-game stunt

and this should have been actual in-game dialogue


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